yeah i have ocd,
obsessive cock desire
Are you a skyscraper? Because I look up to you.
Did you survive the Apocalypse? Because to me, you’re the only one.
The bottoms of our feet must be made for each other, because we’re sole mates.
Are you an airbender? Because you take my breath away.
Are you a wave? Because the tides may…
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
This is the best.
we used this shit in physics class as a guide to writing sciency paper things
Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.
I fucking love this post.
I want to be this awesome when I’m old!
Andrew, can this be us please?